This post is in English because we’re having a lot of visitors from non-Italian countrie (even Vietnam, but I don’t know Vietnamese!)
The 7 Rules of Feminism, original by Eric Lauder.
1st rule of feminism: feminists always know the “real reasons” for everything men do.
2nd rule of feminism: men are responsible for what women do, because the patriarchy.
3rd rule of feminism: women are whatever women say they are and men are whatever women say they are.
4th rule of feminism: men speaking for themselves are selfish and/or threatening.
5th rule of feminism: men’s opinions against feminism are violence against women thus feminism is justified.
6th rule of feminism: men are disposable and must be useful to women to prove their worth.
7th rule of feminism: “When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.”